1. Get yourself invited to a party or event of celebration.
2. Find something appropriate to wear. (Something with the belly showing is enjoyable). Take the girl in this picture for example. She chose an excellent ensemble. (Don't forget to accessorize and never underestimate the power of bracelets or glitter. Wearing a veil of some sort wouldn't hurt either).

3. Get yourself into the mood. Nobody likes to dance with a genie without attitude. First, relax. Take a bubble bath or watch TV before the party. When all else fails, sprinkle your self with magic genie dust (available at your local genie store).
4. When you get to the party, don't just site around. After all, you're a genie! Show all of those other people what you are made of and hit that dance floor!!!

5. However, don't over do it. Gradually go into the party and meet everyone first. Introduce yourself and perhaps have a few drinks. (Don't worry, genies don't have to drive home after the party).
6. Okay, now its time to get started. First, make yourself comfortable. Nobody likes to dance with an uncomfortable genie. Lay some pillows on the middle of the dance floor and start waving your arms up and down in a slow, but elegant fashion. Not too fast now, we don't want people to think you are a helicopter or something!

7. You're doing great! Keep up the good work. All right, now all you have to do is maintain this slow, but elegant motion and slowly get up from your nest area. Don't trip over your high heels now, its not a good time for that. Be sure and keep eye contact with your partner (or if this is a solo number, keep eye contact with your audience).
8. Wonderful job so far! You dance like a queen!! All right, now its time to get with the beat. Swing around like you just escaped from a mental hospital and think you are a kite. (if you are wearing a skirt, underwear is a MUST!)

9. Okay, I bet you already know the next step! Fold those arms girl!!!! (ALWAYS right on top of left and NEVER left on top of right). Remember, when folding arms be very careful not to hit your chin or any part of your face. Also, it is very important to nod a single time while closing your eyes exactly one second after folding your arms. Waiting too much time to perform this step can be very embarrasing.
10. And thats all there is to it! Just remember to smile at your audience and to occasionally fold your arms (don't forget to nod your head and blink). It would also be a good idea to perform this step while pointing at certain individuals that you either like or dislike. Put a curse on them if you wish or invite them up on the dance floor to join you.

11. When you are done, you will probably be greeted by a very loud applause and flowers being thrown on to the stage. Don't forget to bow down and thank the host for inviting you. If someone tries to put some dollar bills in your brassiere, just go with it. He is probably drunk and disoriented at this point.

Wonderful work! Now all you have to do is practice, practice, and practice before your next celebration. You will probably be the life of the party (and the only one wearing that outfit!)